Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
