Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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