and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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