yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Damn victory sex feels great
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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