Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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