I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
thus making me awesome and them whores
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
