I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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