i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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