shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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