so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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