Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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