craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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