Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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