Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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