so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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