Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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