I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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