So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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