I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize