Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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