I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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