who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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