When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Randomize
