bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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