Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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