Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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