lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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