just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She told me I should be a condom model.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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