Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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