Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
