we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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