i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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