i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Randomize
