That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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