Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
