i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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