he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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