I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
