Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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