We won't sleep together?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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