I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My cat gives me a boner
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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