all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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