Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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