i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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