So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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