i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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