I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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