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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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