Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
accomplished twins. life is a go
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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