It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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