her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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