Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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